- Breakup Hints Misinterpreted As Marriage-Proposal Hints
- Plan To Get Laid At DragonCon 2001 Fails
- Local Man Ruins Date By Just Being Himself (note La Jolla in the dateline)
- God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz
- New Girlfriend Tests Poorly With Peer Focus Group
- U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With
- God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
- Black Guy Photoshopped In
- National Machete Association Speaks Out Against Machete-Control Legislation
- Vacationing Woman Thinks Cats Miss Her
- Metric System Thriving In Nation's Inner Cities
- Girlfriend Changes Man Into Someone She's Not Interested In
- Area Father Must Have Read Some Drug-Slang Brochure Or Something
Thanks. Hilarious stories. My favourites stories were Breakup Hints, DragonCon2001 and "U.S Vows to Defeat...".
RépondreSupprimer"Girlfriend changes man" story was so true that it was actually sad ;)
I'll have to start reading the Onion.