Things to do before the inaugural:
1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Hoard gasoline.
7. Borrow books from library before they're banned.
8. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
9. Stay out late before the curfews start.
10. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
11. Practice the phrase - "you can't do that - this isAmerica."
12. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
13. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
14. Start your school day without a prayer.
15. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
16. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
17. Take a factory tour anywhere in the U.S.
18. Take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
19. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
20. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
21. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill."
22. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.
Via Diana Lai
2 commentaires:
just clicking through the "next blog" button (curious bitch, i am) and found yours. this particular list is GENIOUS!! i wore all black today to work. i'm also going to send the white house a bill for my share of the inaugural cost. i want my fucking money back. anyway, do you mind if i e-mail this list around if i PROMISE to list a link to your blog?
cheekdog
Know yerself out!
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