an offer you can't refuse

Evan rocks. Another must-read post:

I hereby offer my first born child to anyone who can explain to me how George W. Bush will find $1-2 trillion for his social security plan.
My second child goes to anyone who can explain to me why we keep hearing that the plan will cost between $1 trillion and $2 trillion dollars. We can't narrow it down more than that? Give a trillion, take a trillion?
My life savings (all $7.20) goes to anyone who can explain to me how a man willing to burden future generations with trillions of dollars of debt is the leader of the party of "fiscal responsibility."
Fun with numbers: 1,000,000,000,000 to 2,000,000,000,000