david sedaris is the man

I was lucky enough to go see David Sedaris again Friday night. Simply put, he's the most wickedly funny man on the planet. After the reading, he signed two books for me:

• "Me Talk Pretty One Day," which I love because it includes several stories about his struggle to learn French and resonates with me on a scary deep level. He asked "Did you come alone tonight?" when I got to the signing table. When I responded "No, I brought fourteen friends," he wrote "To Happy, Thanks for making me rich."
• "501 French Verbs," in which he wrote "I hate this."

I love David. And I daresay that I would actually consider having a child tomorrow if he were the sperm donor.