taking a sith day?

If you took the day off work or school for, ahem, Revenge of the Sith today, the Geek Squad has excuse letters for you:

May 19, 2005

Dear Employer,

Please excuse from work on Thursday, May 19. heshe is not feeling well. [FIRST NAME] is at home in bed for the entire day, nursing what appears to be a serious stomach bugflufeverdismembermentloss of mitochondriahamster attack [FIRST NAME]'s illness is in no way, shape or form related to the premiere of a long awaited prequelthe final installment of the greatest story everthe #$%%!! BEST THING EVER , which, coincidentally, premieres on the same date.

While I cannot confirm nor deny that [FIRST NAME] has called my company, Geek Squad, asking to be set up with wireless access - in case of a space opera-related sick daymassive multiplayer online gaming bingeday spent watching the final prequel over and over - know that if you do receive an e-mail from your prized employee today, it is most likely because [HE/SHE] was wise enough to plan ahead in the event of illness.

But as I mentioned before, [FIRST NAME] is at home, safely in bed, but reachable (in dire emergencies) by e-mail or cell.

One more thing. Beginning at , [NAME] will be unreachable for about two hours, thirteen minutes and eleven seconds. [HE/SHE] will be feeling really bad at this time.

YoursSincerelyMove alongThis wasn't the excuse note you were looking for ,
Robert Stephens
Geek Squad - Chief Inspector
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