the bald guitarist with bat wings

I went to the Thanksgiving eve JiveWire vs. One Nation Under a Groove at The Casbah with Jen.

Blasphemous Guitars, a thrash-metal Depeche Mode cover band, opened the night and was hilarious. At one point, Greg (lead guitarist) plead loneliness to Adam (lead singer), who responded by saying "any women who want to give Greg a standing lap dance on stage should come up now." This was the point at which Jen said "You know you want to go dance with the bald guitarist with bat wings."

Neither his wings nor his pleather pants really did it for me, and I stayed put. But I did contemplate it for about two seconds.