H: Have you tried Durex "Love" condoms?
Phil: No, and I'm still stuck on the part where they said:
"100 couples were randomly asked to sample 30 condoms over three months."
30 condoms over 3 months!? What tha!? You mean there are people that have sex MORE than once a month? WhaaaAAAAA!!!
You, my dear, have just rained on the parade that was my lonely night lying on my couch and staring at my cable-less television. Man, what I really need is Cox. (Remind me not to say THAT in public.)