Eric, this one's for you. Please sit down before you read this.
While at the House of Blues for a show tonight, I took a closer look at the concert poster for an upcoming Ministry / RevCo show. The old-skool handbill-style poster was cool, but I couldn't help showing Leo who's sponsoring the tour: VH1 Classic.
Kiss the universe goodbye, because the end times are near. How else could you explain something as bizarre as VH1 ("VH1, VH1") underwriting a tour starring Al Jourgensen and co?