some people call me the retarded cowboy ...

I'm not sure why I think this is so funny. But I do.

The Joker (Steve Miller Does Dubya)
Some people call me the retarded cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of hate
Some people call me “Boy Ki -iiiiiiiiiiiiing”
Cause I’m anointed, with too much on my plate

People talk about me, Kofi
Say I’m doin’ the world wrong, doin’ it wrong
Well, don’t you worry, Kofi
Don’t worry
Cause while the world’s on fire, Condi and I’ll stay home

Cause I’m a groper
I’m a doper
I’m a mother
An interloper
I screw the world up just for fun

I’m a joker
I’m a coker
I’m a pretzel choker
I sure don’t want to help no one

Iraq’s the biggest prize
That I ever did see
I really love its Shiites
Who are killin’ Sunnis
Murder-mayhem, murder-mayhem, murder-mayhem all the time
Ooo-eee, Kofi, I’ll sure show you a war crime

I’m a decider
I’m a grinner
I’m a frat boy
I’m a sinner
I play my role as modern Hun

I’m a joker
I’m a coker
I’m a Halliburton broker
I get my briefings on the run
Wooo wooooo

People talk about me, Kofi
Say I’m doin’ the world wrong, doin’ it wrong
Well, don’t you worry, Kofi
Don’t worry
Cause while the world’s on fire, Condi and I’ll stay home

Iraq’s the biggest prize
That I ever did see
I really never heard of Shiites
Or even Sunnis
Murder-mayhem, murder-mayhem, murder-mayhem on our dime
Ooo-eee, Kofi, we’ll be there for all time
Via One Good Move