From Heteropride®'s Web site:
A tremendous amount of new attention has been brought to Heteropride® recently. The in-your-face media coverage of gay marriages has prompted heterosexuals everywhere to promote the Greatness of Straightness!And check out these Straight Eye for a Queer Guy Cooking/Eating Tips:
It is difficult for many of us to admit publicly that we are heterosexual. It can make us feel vulnerable--worried that people will subject us to undue scrutiny. Nonetheless, Heteropride® supporters must make public appearances and make their heterosexuality known.
Occasionally let food hang out of your mouth
Don't cook phoofy food. Go to In-N-Out Burger and get a double double!