straight but not narrow

I really hope they're joking ... and, yes, straight is great. But queer is f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s!

From Heteropride®'s Web site:

A tremendous amount of new attention has been brought to Heteropride® recently. The in-your-face media coverage of gay marriages has prompted heterosexuals everywhere to promote the Greatness of Straightness!

It is difficult for many of us to admit publicly that we are heterosexual. It can make us feel vulnerable--worried that people will subject us to undue scrutiny. Nonetheless, Heteropride® supporters must make public appearances and make their heterosexuality known.

And check out these Straight Eye for a Queer Guy Cooking/Eating Tips:
Occasionally let food hang out of your mouth
Don't cook phoofy food. Go to In-N-Out Burger and get a double double!
Via Leo