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"The three differences between American and British people:

• We speak English and you don't.
• When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play, as well.
• When you meet the head of state in Great Britain, you only have to go down on one knee."

-John Marwood Cleese (October 27, 1939 -), English comedian and actor best known for being one of the members of the comedy group Monty Python and for co-writing the TV series Fawlty Towers.