zenmaster jeff says: "I don't do peter pan movies"

Having a conversation with Jeff is a very zen experience. Today's exchange:

Happy: "Do you want to see a movie with us this weekend?"
Jeff: "What movies are you thinking about seeing?"
Happy: " Sideways..."
Jeff: "No sniffing a cork movies..."
Happy: "A Very Long Engagement"
Jeff: "What's that about?"
Happy: "You know, it's the Audrey Tautou, Jean-Pierre ..."
Jeff: "Nope."
Happy: " Million-dollar baby"
Jeff: "I hear that two-thirds of that movie is the best movie ever made about sports, but that the other third is bad. Baaad."
Happy: "Which part is bad? The first third, the last third, or the middle?"
Jeff: "The end."
Happy: "Then it should be called the two-thirds-of-a-million-dollar baby. How about Motorcycle Diaries?"
Jeff: "Nope."
Happy: " The Aviator, Finding Neverland..."
Jeff: "What's that about?"
Happy: "It's the peter pan movie with Johnny Depp."
Jeff: "I don't do peter pan movies."
Happy: "House of Flying Daggers? It's the artsy martial-arts movie."
Jeff: "Is the Aviator long? 'Cause I don't do long movies. When are you going?"
Happy: "We're thinking of going on Sunday."
Jeff: "I'm not free on Sunday."
Happy: Laughs. "Then maybe we shouldn't have had this conversation."