I was quietly leafing through the junkmail on Saturday, when I hit upon the Rite Aid circular. Imagine my surprise when I learned that they have NASCAR-themed boxes of chocolate for Valentine's Day.
And there's also this gem: Top Ten NASCAR Valentine's Day Gifts, courtesy of Mistie Bibbee.
Because nothing says "I love you" like NASCAR. Call me a snob, but surely this is a sign that the Apocalypse is upon us and our civilization is doomed I say, doomed!
7 commentaires:
I can't even comment because i'm laughing so hard.
Were there Right Wing Gun Toting Christian Themed cards?
A.D.
Too funny! Have I ever told you about my friend in Wisconsin who has a nascar themed dining room? No joke. They have a piece of Dale Earnhart's tire on their wall! What is this world coming to?
-B.P.
Considering that stock car racing was born in North Carolina, now you know why I no longer live there.
-S.Y.
In Salina, KS, those things would be off the shelf before you could say,
"Dale Earnheardt, god rest his soul."
J.W.
They learn to count like this in NC-"one...two...Earnhardt...four..."
(Only funny if you know the car number for the late Dale Earnhardt was 3, which EVERYONE south of the
Mason/Dixon does)
-G.T.
Damn if that doesn't remind me of how many freaks there are in the world and make me feel content to be single today!!! Bless you.
Seriously, I nearly choked when I read the item about a model car made out of conversation hearts and didn't really process the rest of the list.
-T.M.
That's too funny. Gee, I may dispense with the Hello Kitty valentines and go with the Nascar ones for next year.
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