everything old is new again

I cruised the best of craigslist yesterday after a tip from my buddy Turk. I didn't find the ad he mentioned. But I did find these nuggets:

• Please take my jesus plates
• A breakup note to Trader Joe's
• 1001 reasons why you wanna be my boyfriend
• No more - this is my line in the sand
• Missed connection with My Perfect Geek - w4m
• You - Gorgeous... Me - A Gamer... - m4w
• I'm getting married! - w4m
• An Open Letter to Straights