a new cancer on the presidency

As a rule, I tend not to send or post e-mail forwards. This one merits an exception.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. It is called Gonorrhea-Lectim.

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of infected individuals include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies toward evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing thinking, mixed with hypocritical behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists believe that this destructive disease originated only a few years ago. Patient zero is believed to be a Bush previously found in Texas.