- Breakup Hints Misinterpreted As Marriage-Proposal Hints
- Plan To Get Laid At DragonCon 2001 Fails
- Local Man Ruins Date By Just Being Himself (note La Jolla in the dateline)
- God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz
- New Girlfriend Tests Poorly With Peer Focus Group
- U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With
- God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
- Black Guy Photoshopped In
- National Machete Association Speaks Out Against Machete-Control Legislation
- Vacationing Woman Thinks Cats Miss Her
- Metric System Thriving In Nation's Inner Cities
- Girlfriend Changes Man Into Someone She's Not Interested In
- Area Father Must Have Read Some Drug-Slang Brochure Or Something
mercredi, juin 28, 2006
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