kitchen conversation with allison yesterday

A: So I saw this story on CNN Money today about cooking oil-powered cars.
**enter cartoon sound effect: the sound of a needle scratching the shit out of a 12-inch vinyl record **
H: Wait a second. Did you just say "I saw this story on CNN Money today"?
A: Shut up. Anyway ...
H: My god, what is this world coming to?! We are MBA dorks.