"a drinking club with a running problem ... "

I may have officially lost my mind.

• Exhibit A: I only run if I'm being chased. By wild beasts.
• Exhibit B: I hate beer.

Having said that, I'm running my first hash tonight with Becki, Trevor, and Susan G.

It's all in preparation for the Red Dress Run on July 7. And I've been warned that it'll be unlike anything I've ever done.

Next step: Buy a red dress.